Well I Finally Did It...

I broke down and got a Blog.

Now I have always liked writing, I always excelled in high school and college classes that I had to write in. I enjoy reading books when i have the time, and i really enjoy reading magazines with articles on current events. Traditionally I have always made fun of most bloggers outside of my older brother and sister who write about they're kids and current events. My sister Marie mainly writes about Addysen, my gorgeous niece who is just walking and talking. My older brother Aaron writes about Spencer my hell raising toddler of a nephew and my niece Emma the epitome of cuteness, but he also writes about current events and boring stuff like Placer County, the Board of Something or Other and Sierra College.

What I really dislike though is out spoken pseudo-intellectuals, the people who speak up about important events or issues with a tweaked/silly viewpoint. They make comments that have no logically sound arguments but are backed by opinion and unprovable hearsay.  One thing that makes me really happy is to read vague quotes that people use to express the emotions they are feeling at the moment but have no explanation to them... I make a solemn promise to try to poke fun at these people as much as possible...

Now the chances of me dropping this after a month or so are rather high, so I'm gonna have fun with this. I plan on making fun of everything I can as fast as possible because I probably don't have much time. But this first blog won't poke too much fun at anything, I just want to let all my "loyal readers" know who I am and how I do things... Now I can guarantee a couple things: 1) The only people that will actually read this seriously are people that have never met me, more power to you. 2) I am going to coin the phrase "I'm Smarter Then You". 3) I will never make a serious compliment, so if there is ever a compliment look for the sarcasm and run with it... 4) I will make fun of anybody named Bethany mercilessly. 5) I will actually make valid and sound arguments unless I am making fun of something and I need to make a silly argument to prove a point to my sound argument... 6) I use ... a lot... like all the time...

So my first name is Edwin, we'll just get that out in the open right away. My middle name is Andrew Bell, legally, and my last name is Klein. Thanks Mom and Dad; Edwin Andrew Bell Klein, try filling out college paperwork with that one... I go by Andrew, but you can call me pretty much any version of that name that you want to: Andrew, Andy, The Dude and Drew. I am 6'3" and according to Myspace "More to Love"...
I was home schooled until the 10th grade then I transferred to Valley Christian Academy. I Graduated at 17 from VCA and went to Yuba Jr College to play Baseball. I transferred after one year to Bethany University and played for them one year. The team fell apart after the season was over because the coach left, none of the starters decided to return and we all went our separate ways. I went to Missouri Baptist on a scholarship and only stayed for the fall semester. I frayed my ulnar nerve making a throw to second and had a hard time throwing again after that so i hung it up and came back and got my A.A. at Sierra College. Yes that was 4 schools in 3 years...

I have also done some traveling and have I been to England, Germany, Italy, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Oklahoma, Ukraine, Turkey, Hungary, Mexico and Costa Rica. I think these different cultures broadened my scope of things and really showed me how privileged we are to be a capitalistic society, because thats what got us the privileged standard of living. So keep up the good work Obama! You almost have us socialized, so soon, we can join the ranks of the other socialized countries and consequently lower our standard of living. (In case you haven't learned yet, that was one of those fake compliments)

I have also had some cool jobs, I have worked construction, Chevys, Monkey Cat, more construction, night security at Bethany University (haha), Starbucks, Neff Construction, Farley Construction, Start-up company Luminate Lighting, Sugar Bowl F&B Manager and more construction.(I am looking for a job, if anyone knows of anything...) Above is my resume...

So thats how I roll dawg,  in a large walnut shaped nut shell...

P.S. I'm Smarter Then You